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<i>Hi there, boys and girls.</i>

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<i>- Georgie!
- We're - so glad you're here.</i>

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

4
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<i>Golly! I wouldn't disappoint
my backdoor pals...</i>

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<i>Or all my pals at home.</i>

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<i>- Hi, everybody.</i>
- Hi, Georgie!

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<i>Here's a special Georgie hug
to each and every one of you.</i>

8
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<i>Mmm!</i>

9
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<i>Hey, kids, you know
what kind of day this is?</i>

10
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<i>A special day!</i>

11
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<i>Yep! And I've got a
special song to sing.</i>

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<i>- Yay!</i>
<i>- </i> Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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<i>♪ I hug you, you hug me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's a special day, you see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yes, we're all very special
and you're my special friend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're so special
I'll say it again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Special, special ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Special, special ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Special, special, special,
special special, special... ♪</i>

20
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<i>♪ Special, special, special... ♪</i>

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Make it stop. Make it stop!

22
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Aaah! I can't take it anymore!

23
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This nightmare ends now!

24
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Hey! That's my tape!

25
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I know you're in there,
you big sack of orange stuff!

26
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What on earth are you doing?

27
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Morning, noon and night it's
Georgie, Georgie, Georgie!

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Georgie on the farm,
Georgie at the zoo,

29
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- Georgie at the beach!
- That's my favorite!

30
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Oh, yeah? Well,
this is my favorite.

31
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Georgie in a million pieces!

32
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- Oh!
- Die!

33
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Die, die, die!

34
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That was horrible! Look
how you've upset him.

35
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I miss Georgie! I want Georgie!

36
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You apologize to him right now.

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Oh, all right.

38
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Look, I'm sorry about the tape.

39
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Here's a couple of bucks.

40
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I want a Georgie hug.

41
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And there's nothing I'd like
better than to give you one.

42
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Yes, if there was some magical way
Daddy could give you a Georgie hug,

43
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I'd do it, believe you me.

44
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But, unfortunately,
that's not possible.

45
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Actually, it is.

46
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It's here in the newspaper.

47
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Georgie's making a personal
appearance at the mall.

48
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- What?
- What?

49
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Let me see that.

50
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<i>♪ Wanna see Georgie
wanna see Georgie ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ Wanna see Georgie ♪</i>

52
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Fran, millions of screaming
kids. Don't do this to me.

53
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Don't you love me?

54
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- You'd better get going now.
- - Yeah.

55
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Well, what's the rush?

56
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The mall's only 10 minutes away.

57
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Georgie's very popular.
There could be a long line.

58
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You promised him, Earl.

59
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Oh, fine! Pack up
the kid. Let's go.

60
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Yay!

61
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- <i>♪ Special, special...
♪</i> - What the heck's this?

62
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The line to hug
Georgie. No cuts!

63
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Forget that.

64
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Hug Georgie... Huh?

65
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Uh-oh.

66
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Honey, I'm home.

67
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Aaah!

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- Ohh!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ooh!

70
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Aah!

71
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I wanna see Georgie!

72
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Wanna see Georgie,
wanna see Georgie!

73
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It's killing me!

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That noise! It's like a big metal
spike right between the eyes!

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Uh-huh.

76
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I'm starting to feel it too.

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- I don't get this
whole Georgie thing.
- Yeah.

78
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What's the kid see in that
big, orange chucklehead?

79
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- He's not even
a real hippo.
- He's not?

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No, he's just a guy in a suit.

81
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- Oh.
- Not even a good suit.

82
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Looks like it was cut from that
crummy carpeting in your apartment.

83
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Hey, I'll have you know that's
a multi-ply velvet, deep plush.

84
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It's just that everything
about Georgie makes me nuts.

85
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Even the stupid way he talks.

86
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You're so special.

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Is Georgie out there?

88
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- Uh... Um, I don't see him.
- I heard Georgie.

89
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- Oh?
- Hey, wait a second.

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<i>♪ I hug you, you hug me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hug, huggie, huggie,
huggie Hug, hug me ♪</i>

92
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Georgie's in
there! I want a hug!

93
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Roy, he thinks I sound like Georgie.
Do you realize what this means?

94
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Uh, you can have a lucrative
career as an impressionist.

95
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No! It means that if he wants
to meet Georgie in person,

96
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I can be Georgie.

97
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

98
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All we gotta do is find some
material to make a costume.

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Hey, pretty sneaky.

100
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Boy, if we could only find

101
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the exact same carpet
I have in my apartment.

102
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What?

103
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I wanna see Georgie!

104
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Wanna see Georgie,
wanna see Georgie!

105
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Hey there, little fella.

106
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Maybe if you wish really,
really hard you can see Georgie.

107
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Don't toy with me.

108
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Oh, no, no. Give it a try.

109
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You may be surprised.

110
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I'm wishing for Georgie.

111
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Wishing... Wishing...

112
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Wishing...

113
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Georgie!

114
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Oh! Piece of junk costume.

115
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- It's you!
- Hey, that's right,
little guy.

116
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I'm Georgie and these
are my backdoor pals.

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Ta-da!

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- Hi there, special friend.
- We like you.

119
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- Yeah.
- Yay!

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- Guys.
- You owe us
big time, Georgie.

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Georgie? I love you.

122
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I got all your tapes. And I
watch them over, and over,

123
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and over, and over, and over,
and over, and over, and over...

124
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Good for you, but Georgie'd
really like it if you put on

125
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a football game or a
sitcom every once in a while.

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Yeah.

127
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OK, Georgie. Can I
have my hug now?

128
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Oh, sure, special little guy.

129
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Assuming my
head doesn't fall off.

130
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Yay.

131
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- Aw, isn't that special?
- Yay!

132
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Well, I hope this was
a special day for you,

133
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because it was so special
for Georgie because...

134
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One, two, three, four.

135
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<i>♪ I hug you, you hug me ♪</i>

136
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<i>♪ It's a special day, you see ♪</i>

137
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<i>♪ 'Cause we're all very special
and you're my special friend ♪</i>

138
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<i>♪ You're so special,
I'll say it again ♪</i>

139
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Ha! You!

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<i>♪ Special, special... ♪</i>

141
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You're under arrest!

142
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- What for?
- Copyright infringement.

143
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You messed with
the wrong hippo, pal.

144
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- Wait, wait...
- That's right.

145
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Don't make this any
harder on yourself.

146
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Hey, don't touch
him! That's Georgie!

147
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Ugh, I gotta get
out. The walls are...

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- Visitor, Sinclair. Here.
- Oh, thank heavens.

149
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- Hi, honey. How you holding up?
- Not so good, Fran.

150
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You gotta get me out of here.

151
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The days are long and
the nights are longer.

152
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The grub's lousy and the guards
look for any excuse to take you down!

153
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It's lonely here in
the big house, Fran.

154
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You've been here for 20 minutes.

155
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I've seen enough movies
to know what I'm in for!

156
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Listen to me. Everything's
gonna be all right.

157
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I called the Georgie studio
and spoke to Georgie himself.

158
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He was very nice and he told me he'd
come over and straighten things out.

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Visitor, Sinclair. A
very special visitor.

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Hello, Fran. Oh, hi there, Earl.

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- Hi.
- Thank you so much
for coming down.

162
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Oh, well I wanted
to clear this up

163
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just as soon as
possibly possible.

164
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Earl, I'm super sorry

165
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if I inconvenienced
you in any way.

166
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Honestly, I'm such a fuddlehead

167
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when it comes to
patents, trademarks,

168
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and international copyright law.

169
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I never dreamed I could
cause such a hubbub.

170
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All I ever want to do
is make children smile.

171
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Well... you certainly do
make... children smile.

172
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Hmm. Fran, would you mind

173
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if I had a word with Earl alone?

174
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,746
Oh, um... Well, of course.

175
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Earl, I'll see you at
home soon, I hope.

176
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- Bye.
- I'm sure it's just
a matter of time.

177
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- A lifetime!
- Huh? What?

178
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Georgie Co. Industries
doesn't take kindly to piracy

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of our intellectual properties. I'm
gonna make an example of you, Sinclair.

180
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Nobody, but nobody,
screws with my empire!

181
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I'm sorry about your empire.

182
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I was just putting on
a little show for my kid.

183
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I thought you wanted
to make kids smile.

184
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Eh, it was about smiley kids...

185
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for the first ten minutes!

186
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Now it's about cash.
Tapes, dolls, T-shirts.

187
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Our market
saturation is unrivaled.

188
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And that's just phase one!

189
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Phase one? How ominous.

190
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You've got some diabolical
plot in mind, don't you?

191
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,036
Gee, uh... That's not
your normal laugh.

192
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,338
Soon we will unveil phase two.

193
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,074
The Georgie cable channel.

194
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,476
Twenty-four hours a day

195
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,013
of non-stop Georgie
programming and advertising.

196
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,215
Plugging every
conceivable Georgie product

197
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,685
and selling, selling, selling!

198
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,888
Yeah, well, I won't let my
kids watch your evil channel.

199
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,925
I'll exercise
parental discretion.

200
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,037
Ah, it won't make
any difference.

201
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,228
By the time phase
three kicks in,

202
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we won't need television sets.

203
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,712
We'll be beaming our program
directly into children's brains

204
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through small receivers
secretly implanted

205
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,017
during routine dental checkups.

206
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,409
You know, I'm starting to think
you're not a good role model.

207
00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,389
It doesn't matter what you think

208
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,348
- because you're never
leaving this cell!
- Huh?

209
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,918
You're gonna rot here
for the rest of your life!

210
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Bye now.

211
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,665
And remember, you're special.

212
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,424
Huh?

213
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,696
Guard! Guard, someone's
trying to break into my cell!

214
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,433
Jeez, if you're not
safe in a prison...

215
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,603
Hey! Hey, you're making a mess.

216
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,272
Oh, hey! Guard! Guard!

217
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,308
Quiet, you fool. We
have come to rescue you.

218
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,444
- Rescue me?
- <i>Oui.</i>

219
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,279
How did you get
through that wall?

220
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:59,016
Oh, this baguette. She
is hard like a chisel, no?

221
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,052
Quick, Jean-Claude,
we must hurry.

222
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,889
- Who are you guys?
- We are the parents
resistance.

223
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,459
Freedom fighters
waging a guerilla war

224
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,862
against an evil so
insipid, so banal,

225
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,264
so syrupy sweet that
it threatens the sanity

226
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,767
of parents everywhere!

227
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,969
You're talking about
Georgie, aren't you?

228
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,637
He must be stopped.

229
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,139
But he's on TV, and it's
such a powerful medium.

230
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,342
True, he is mighty and we are
but simple, common parents.

231
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,945
But out cause is just,
and our duty is clear.

232
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,582
To rid the world of the
orange scourge, Georgie!

233
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,318
And to that end we
have pledged our lives,

234
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,422
our fortunes and
our sacred honor!

235
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,525
Ah, Jean-Claude,
you stir my patriotism.

236
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Quick. Make love to me.

237
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,662
Alas, there is no time.

238
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,764
Such is the urgency
of our cause.

239
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,834
Oh.

240
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:55,039
- We have sacrificed everything.
- Yes. Will you
join our noble quest?

241
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,075
Uh, I'm not sure. I don't
think I could do the accent.

242
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,911
Oh, that is unimportant.

243
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,514
All that is necessary
is a passion for justice.

244
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,283
Not even a kiss?

245
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,986
<i>Chéri,</i> there will be
time for kisses aplenty

246
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,955
when the world is,
at last, Georgie free!

247
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,634
- Oh, yes.
- Monsieur, we need you!

248
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:16,527
Word of your uncanny ability
to perfectly imitate Georgie

249
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,064
has rejuvenated our hopes
for toppling his evil empire.

250
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,099
So you want me to imitate him?

251
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,679
We need you to
impersonate Georgie

252
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,915
to infiltrate his organization.

253
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,106
That sounds kind of risky.

254
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:32,843
Monsieur, the hopes and dreams
of a million desperate parents

255
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,257
are pressed against
your fearless chest.

256
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:39,016
- Much as I am now.
- Yes, I can feel them...

257
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,719
Brigitte, control your
revolutionary ardor.

258
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,167
Now, where is your
Georgie costume?

259
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,058
- Uh, at home.
- Then you must go there!

260
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,604
We will take up your costume

261
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,173
and then go to the
Georgie television studio

262
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,741
tomorrow morning at six.

263
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,076
- Six?
- Six.

264
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,078
Come, we will explain
the plan on the way.

265
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,369
- Go, go.
- Right.

266
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,040
- Oh! Oh, your baguette. Coming!
- No, no, no. Hurry.

267
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,519
Oh, jeez!

268
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,837
Oh, it's only you.

269
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,918
Who else would it be
at three in the morning?

270
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,053
You called and told
me to come over.

271
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,712
I'm sorry to call you so late.

272
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:44,249
I just wanted to say...
you've been a good friend.

273
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,917
Oh. Well, same to you.

274
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,820
Up until this three in
the morning nonsense.

275
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,190
So, where are you
going, anyway, huh?

276
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,660
Roy, if I told you,
I'd have to kill you.

277
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,528
Well, then I'm not
sure I wanna know.

278
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,563
- Oh...
- Right.

279
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,466
Uh, does it have anything
to do with Georgie?

280
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,802
Jeez! How did you guess?

281
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,049
- The big note
on the fridge.
- Huh?

282
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,140
"Don't forget to take Georgie
costume on secret mission."

283
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,576
Oh, nuts!

284
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,212
Hey, if you're involved in
some covert plan to bring down

285
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,115
that big orange
ball of evil, I want in.

286
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,451
Sorry, Roy, it's
just too dangerous.

287
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,587
Hey, Danger is my middle name.

288
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,622
Uh, originally it was my
mother's maiden name.

289
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,992
They gave it to me
to keep it in the family.

290
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,361
It never really came
in handy until tonight.

291
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,040
I don't want to argue with you,

292
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,432
I just want to bid
a fond farewell

293
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,034
to the one person closest to me.

294
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,204
Uh... wouldn't that be Fran?

295
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,506
Oh, darn!

296
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:46,210
I just have to take a few
provisions, and then be on my way.

297
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:49,646
- Oh, Earl, it all
sounds so dangerous.
- Yeah.

298
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,183
I don't know what I'd do if
something happened to you.

299
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,886
Now, buck up, kid. You know
the troubles of two little dinosaurs

300
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,400
don't amount to a hill of
beans in this crazy world.

301
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,024
Oh! Almost forgot the beans.

302
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,705
Half a dozen cans should do it.

303
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,262
Maybe six.

304
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,299
Well, farewell, Fran.

305
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,602
Oh, Earl, don't go!

306
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,273
Frannie, I gotta go.
If I don't, I'll regret it.

307
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,786
Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow,

308
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,454
maybe not for the
rest of the week,

309
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,590
but probably by the
end of the month.

310
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,894
Do you have a calendar?

311
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,049
In or out, Earl? You're
letting in the bugs.

312
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,551
Oh, that's my
brave, little girl.

313
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,460
Listen. I want Georgie
merchandise in the front of your store.

314
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,164
In the window. I don't
care if it's a grocery store,

315
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,700
get rid of all those useless
fruits and vegetables.

316
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,503
Put Georgie video
tapes and dolls up front.

317
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:50,141
'Cause if you don't, Georgie
will tell all of his little fans

318
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,811
not to let Mommy and Daddy
shop at your chain of stores.

319
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,815
Yeah, I thought
you'd see it my way.

320
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,284
And remember, you're special.

321
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,955
But not so special I
can't crush you like a bug!

322
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:17,234
<i>♪ I hug you, you hug me ♪</i>

323
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,604
<i>♪ I'm the richest
guy in history ♪</i>

324
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,574
- Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Georgie.
- Huh? Who are you?

325
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,143
- Oh, I'm Roy.
- Huh?

326
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,779
I'm just an ordinary fan
looking for an autograph.

327
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,981
- Oh, a fan!
- Yeah.

328
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,385
Well... anything for one
of Georgie's little fans.

329
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,421
- Gee, thanks.
- Who's it to?

330
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,735
Oh, um... Wait, let me
think of a name. Um...

331
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,480
Uh... Bob Young.

332
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,935
- Oh... Hey!
- Good work, Roy.

333
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,272
You tie him up and
I'll go out on that stage

334
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,507
and tell the whole
world what a crook he is.

335
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,009
<i>Thirty seconds
to air, Mr. Georgie.</i>

336
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,745
Oh... I'll be right there!

337
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,114
Yeah, yeah.

338
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,417
Now, you're not
going out there alone.

339
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,119
No, you're going out there
with the hopes and dreams

340
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,033
of millions of annoyed parents.

341
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,293
'Course, hopes and dreams
being abstract notions, essentially,

342
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,263
you are going out there alone,
but, hey, good luck anyway.

343
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,732
Is Georgie on? Is Georgie on?

344
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,868
Oh, Mom, do we
have to watch it again?

345
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,070
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

346
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,871
I'd say... yes.

347
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:31,608
<i>And, now, here's everybody's
favorite hippo, Georgie!</i>

348
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,811
Yay, Georgie!

349
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,485
<i>Hi, boys and girls!</i>

350
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,424
Uh, Georgie has something
special to say to all of you.

351
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,028
You see, Georgie's
not what you think.

352
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,297
- Dad?!
- Earl?!

353
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,266
<i>You see, you probably think</i>

354
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,446
<i>that Georgie's just a
sweet, loveable guy</i>

355
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,080
<i>who likes to give hugs, but...</i>

356
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,716
<i>We want a hug!</i>

357
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,741
We want a hug! We want a hug!

358
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,845
Georgie will be
right back, kids!

359
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,715
Talk among yourselves.

360
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,921
Oh, jeez. I can't do it, Roy.

361
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,991
Do you see those
kids? They love Georgie.

362
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,372
I can't bring myself to
break their little hearts.

363
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,263
But think of all those
parents at home

364
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,732
suffering through
endless hours of Georgie.

365
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,868
They're counting on
you to go out there

366
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,404
and tell the kids
who Georgie really is.

367
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,973
We want Georgie!

368
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:40,611
We want Georgie!
We want Georgie!

369
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,413
We want Georgie!

370
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,384
Oh, jeez.

371
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,721
Yeah, that's my
brave little hippo.

372
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,325
Hiya, kids... again.

373
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,562
Listen, I know the show usually
doesn't have any real content,

374
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,932
but today I've got
something to tell you.

375
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,080
You see, sometimes, your
heroes aren't what they seem to be.

376
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,183
There's something you
should know about Georgie.

377
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,574
That's an imposter,
boys and girls.

378
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,744
He's not Georgie, I'm Georgie.

379
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,081
No, kids, he's the imposter.

380
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,817
I'm the real Georgie,
and I can prove it.

381
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,186
<i>♪ I shove you ♪</i>

382
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,422
Oh! <i>♪ You shove me ♪</i>

383
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,159
<i>♪ So you get
Georgie's special knee ♪</i>

384
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,894
- Oh!
- What's going on?

385
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,230
There's only room
for one Georgie.

386
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,911
You wouldn't hurt your
little friends, would you?

387
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,235
Just try me. Take that and that.

388
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,305
Help! Help, kiddies, help me!

389
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,143
- I got it now.
- Why, you dirty rat, hippo.

390
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,066
Hey, this show is
finally good for a change.

391
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,789
Yeah.

392
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:02,059
<i>Oh, boy.</i>

393
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,799
<i>That's a way to go,
Earl. Yeah! Get him!</i>

394
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,440
Yeah...

395
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,942
Uh...

396
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:23,914
Hiya, kids.

397
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,617
I know it's pretty upsetting

398
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,952
to see Georgie and his evil twin

399
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,255
duking it out like that.

400
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,957
So until there's a winner,

401
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,060
how about we make our own fun.

402
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:40,564
How about we
sing this song with...

403
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,834
Uncle Roy! Yeah.

404
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,475
<i>♪ Oh, she's a brick... house ♪</i>

405
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,311
<i>♪ Yeah, she's mighty mighty ♪</i>

406
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,415
<i>♪ Just lettin' it all hang
out 'cause she's a... ♪</i>

407
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,120
Sinclair. Hey, have a heart.

408
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:07,858
You wouldn't punch out the most
beloved character on children's TV.

409
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,334
This is for all you
parents at home.

410
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,201
Yuck, yuck.

411
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:21,505
<i>♪ Oh, shake it down Shake
it down Shake it down now ♪</i>

412
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,541
<i>♪ Shake it down, shake it
down Shake it down now ♪</i>

413
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,479
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

414
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,101
<i>♪ Shake it down, shake it down ♪</i>

415
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,794
<i>♪ Shake it down, shake it down ♪</i>

416
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:34,630
<i>♪ Shake it down,
shake it down now ♪</i>

417
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,387
<i>♪ Shake it down Shake it
down, down, down, down ♪</i>

418
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:44,094
<i>You're tuned to
DNN's</i> Pre-Prime News.

419
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,599
<i>And now, here's senior
correspondent Howard Handupme.</i>

420
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,835
<i>And, finally, fallout from last
week's</i> Georgie Show<i> melee,</i>

421
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:56,006
<i>has sparked a justice department
investigation into the Georgie empire,</i>

422
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,148
<i>leading to the arrest
of Georgie himself</i>

423
00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:00,343
<i>on charges of racketeering
and tax evasion.</i>

424
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:04,915
<i>In a related story, Earl Sinclair
was pardoned of all criminal charges</i>

425
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,484
<i>by the Chief Elder,
who was also a parent.</i>

426
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,464
<i>He presented Sinclair
a key to the city,</i>

427
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,755
<i>and thanked him
for, in his words,</i>

428
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,577
<i>"Giving that chuckling carpetbag</i>

429
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,792
<i>a well-deserved
shot in the chops."</i>

430
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,861
Yeah, a lot of
good this does me.

431
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,063
There's no door to this city!

